Almost every student in grade school had to do a project about what they were thankful for on Thanksgiving. Here is my own rendition on what I am thankful for.
I am thankful for my family since they never forced me to celebrate a holiday where one of the main aspects is to eat enough turkey to clog an elephant’s artery.
I am thankful for Snapchat making everyone look like they’re about to drop the hottest sneeze of 2016 when they use their filters.
I am thankful for my part-time job since I’ve had seven of those so far in the past school year.
I am thankful for PC’s because they don’t charge two grand for a laptop that has the functionality of one worth half the price.
I am thankful for popcorn getting stuck in my teeth, but I don’t think my dentist is all that happy.
I am thankful for Kanye West because he makes me feel my Kanye Best when he’s Kanye Dressed to be Kanye Impressed.
I am thankful for capitalism since spending a thousand dollars on a sweater gets my patriotic blood going.
I am thankful for the sunset since they keep all the unoriginal Instagram users busy.
Are you still thankful for the same things as when you were younger?